“A Broken Guitar” with Jack Post/
- 22 October 2020
Jack Post joins us for Screenplay Sunday! Lots of high energy on today’s episode as we brainstorm potential sponsors for the show, do some subtle cross pollination of all the podcasts we produce and of course read through an original script! GB wrote this week’s screenplay, titled “A Broken Guitar”
On this episode, we discuss:
- GB’s industry facts
- Orlando Bloom vs Josh Janssen
- Potential sponsors
- Guess The Premise
- Podcast cross pollination
- A read through of A Broken Guitar
- Feedback on the script
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[00:00:00] Josh Janssen: [00:00:00] hello? Screenplay lovers. Yes. It's screenplay Sunday, GB. How are you today, mate?
[00:00:15] George Martin: [00:00:15] Feeling good. Doing good.
[00:00:17] Jack Post: [00:00:17] Just set up. We
[00:00:19] Josh Janssen: [00:00:19] have a Jack.
[00:00:20] Jack Post: [00:00:20] What happened to 10 seconds ago? You said high energy, everybody. George
[00:00:27] Josh Janssen: [00:00:27] you're having fun. You're having fun.
[00:00:29] George Martin: [00:00:29] I'm very excited for these scripts guys. You're gonna love it.
[00:00:32] Josh Janssen: [00:00:32] Uh,
[00:00:33] George Martin: [00:00:33] I wrote this one.
[00:00:35] Yeah, and I'm really proud of it. So I hope you guys put in a hundred percent
[00:00:39] Josh Janssen: [00:00:39] and Jack post, thank you for being here. And we have our regular banks as well. Jess, grace serves and cohost sometimes when he feels like a GB. Now you have a, uh, you have a fact that you bring, I I'm worried about us getting for the district.
[00:00:58] In fact, do [00:01:00] you have any industry data that backs that type of
[00:01:02] George Martin: [00:01:02] facts? I actually did look up. It's a Jack. What I do is I bring an industry fact terrible date, 25th of October, not good for, for birthdays or divorces, which is my usual goal.
[00:01:15] Jack Post: [00:01:15] There's more than that in the world.
[00:01:20] George Martin: [00:01:20] And not, not even, there's not much, but it is Katy Perry's birthday today. Katie out, the only person, literally the only person I knew on the list
[00:01:29] Josh Janssen: [00:01:29] and I've seen the Katy
[00:01:30] Jack Post: [00:01:30] Perry film. Has anyone seen it?
[00:01:32] Josh Janssen: [00:01:32] Great film. Yeah. Really good
[00:01:35] Jess Lucas: [00:01:35] documentary, obviously.
[00:01:36] Josh Janssen: [00:01:36] Yes, yes. Yeah. I don't think she's bringing in sort of any, um, so narrative travel like a
[00:01:40] Jack Post: [00:01:40] paramount, she was actually in sort of baths
[00:01:44] Josh Janssen: [00:01:44] really
[00:01:47] Jack Post: [00:01:47] as a Smith, not as a live actor.
[00:01:50] George Martin: [00:01:50] As a Smurf Smurfette I think they call it.
[00:01:54] Jack Post: [00:01:54] There you go.
[00:01:55] George Martin: [00:01:55] They got that yet. Cause I did go on her to see if, if it was a genuine fact [00:02:00] to bring to the, to the show.
[00:02:01] Josh Janssen: [00:02:01] I think I've said it before. And I'll say it again. Katie Perry is one of those celebrities that you could imagine being your next door neighbor.
[00:02:09] Does everyone agree?
[00:02:12] Jess Lucas: [00:02:12] Yeah. Here
[00:02:12] Mr. 97: [00:02:12] in Orlando cashier,
[00:02:14] Josh Janssen: [00:02:14] do you think that you could like it don't you think that there's certain celebrities where you could say like, I think I could, um, not date them in regards to you want me to date them?
[00:02:35] Jack, do you ever have that? Do you ever sort of look at celebrities and you actually like the celebrity more because you think that they might begin to have the way to ever make?
[00:02:44] Jack Post: [00:02:44] No, not, I never imagined him as my neighbor or my. Partner,
[00:02:49] Mr. 97: [00:02:49] Jerry can, Katie would switch out Orlando bloom for you.
[00:02:53] Josh Janssen: [00:02:53] Is that who she's with?
[00:02:54] Is it?
[00:02:54] Mr. 97: [00:02:54] I see. So
[00:02:57] Jess Lucas: [00:02:57] she's engaged Orlando.
[00:03:00] [00:02:59] Mr. 97: [00:02:59] I just
[00:03:00] Jess Lucas: [00:03:00] had a baby.
[00:03:03] Mr. 97: [00:03:03] They just had a baby.
[00:03:04] Josh Janssen: [00:03:04] And so Orlando he's, um, he's a creative guy to create a
[00:03:10] Mr. 97: [00:03:10] cash up. Creative.
[00:03:11] Josh Janssen: [00:03:11] Yeah,
[00:03:13] George Martin: [00:03:13] kinda a bit of acting.
[00:03:14] Josh Janssen: [00:03:14] Yeah. Yeah. Well, I dunno, send me famous. Yeah. And I think there's actually,
[00:03:22] George Martin: [00:03:22] there's a Dick pic on online. I'm pretty sure
[00:03:25] Josh Janssen: [00:03:25] paddle boards
[00:03:27] Mr. 97: [00:03:27] on the standup paddle actually he's kneeling, but yeah.
[00:03:30] Jack Post: [00:03:30] How do you know Josh? It's the only thing dividing you in Orlando at the moment is the online Dick
[00:03:34] Josh Janssen: [00:03:34] pic
[00:03:36] Jack Post: [00:03:36] or vine not searched hard enough?
[00:03:41] Josh Janssen: [00:03:41] No, if you actually search or Orlando bloom, Dick pick at that, that is my cock
[00:03:49] paint a spot. Yeah, flux it fraud going on. So. Well, I've got a script. [00:04:00] I just was trying to think of alliteration. And that was it. Um, bitter alliteration. Could you think of one Jack post, uh, is a flustered fraud, something fraud?
[00:04:10] Jack Post: [00:04:10] Um, Shalwick frosh slung scandal.
[00:04:15] Josh Janssen: [00:04:15] That's better. It's not alliteration though.
[00:04:22] Jack Post: [00:04:22] Slow,
[00:04:23] Josh Janssen: [00:04:23] slow scandal. Okay.
[00:04:28] Jack Post: [00:04:28] It's spelled the French French way with the ch
[00:04:30] Josh Janssen: [00:04:30] at the front. Yeah, it's long. Alright. Um, so, uh, we've got a script, like we always do GB. Uh, you, uh, really looked after us today by writing the script. Um, what we normally do is we, uh, read the title and then we all guess what the premise is. What is today's script title GB.
[00:04:54] George Martin: [00:04:54] title is a broken guitar.
[00:04:57] Josh Janssen: [00:04:57] Okay. And Jess, what do you think? [00:05:00] Yeah, Jamie?
[00:05:00] George Martin: [00:05:00] Oh, no, it's not that interesting. I was just gonna say I use Dan Elix advice and I use writer
[00:05:07] Josh Janssen: [00:05:07] duet for this one. What do you think is really good?
[00:05:10] George Martin: [00:05:10] Yeah,
[00:05:10] Josh Janssen: [00:05:10] I loved it. It was greater than price
[00:05:12] Jack Post: [00:05:12] program, is it?
[00:05:13] George Martin: [00:05:13] Yeah, it's it, it's an online program,
[00:05:17] Josh Janssen: [00:05:17] um,
[00:05:19] George Martin: [00:05:19] cloud base and it was great.
[00:05:21] Worked really well. It didn't even. Print with any, um, watermarks
[00:05:24] Jack Post: [00:05:24] watermarks.
[00:05:25] Mr. 97: [00:05:25] And that was freaking good, George
[00:05:27] Josh Janssen: [00:05:27] and it's free. So I spent 200 and something dollars of my personal money, final draft. And it does look legit.
[00:05:36] Jack Post: [00:05:36] Really
[00:05:36] George Martin: [00:05:36] good.
[00:05:37] Josh Janssen: [00:05:37] Do you know, every Sunday Bree asks me, Hey, wins, wins BMC covering the cost of final draft.
[00:05:44] I said, when screenplay someday makes money, we get the money back.
[00:05:49] Jack Post: [00:05:49] What's it, Jess, you're doing most of the sponsorships for the company. Aren't you? What, how are people feeling about sponsoring pet place Sunday?
[00:05:58] Jess Lucas: [00:05:58] Um, yeah, I've taken it to [00:06:00] Foxtel. Um, they just didn't
[00:06:01] Josh Janssen: [00:06:01] see it to be honest, but I'm working on them.
[00:06:05] You don't actually just doesn't even have it in her deck at the moment. That's that's the reality of it. So how we need to get it
[00:06:12] George Martin: [00:06:12] low energy. It's just a
[00:06:13] Jack Post: [00:06:13] deck. It's like a deck of magic cards. We have a deck magic, the gathering,
[00:06:17] Mr. 97: [00:06:17] put it in the deck.
[00:06:18] Josh Janssen: [00:06:18] Yeah. All right. So, um, a good job on the script GB you've you've even put the BMC phone number.
[00:06:26] On a weekend banter. We said that if people called three nine, nine eight one zero four zero eight and left a voice message, you would call them back and play through the prank call that we weren't able to. Y uh, happy to say that no one has called. That's right. Have you guys got your own prank
[00:06:49] Jess Lucas: [00:06:49] call scandals call?
[00:06:50] Josh Janssen: [00:06:50] yes, I've had ms calls, but they're all telling marketers, unfortunately. Yeah. G G they tried
[00:06:57] Jack Post: [00:06:57] to no sponsors there, people calling
[00:06:59] Josh Janssen: [00:06:59] it. [00:07:00] It's a real community.
[00:07:05] These are apps going out two ways. Um, and so. And a w we'll we'll we'll save the, um, the scandal for another day, Jack. Cause it will take a while. But, uh, today it's about screenplay Sunday, uh, where we're going to read through the script GB. Uh, could you please let me know who will be reading the big print on today's script?
[00:07:30] George Martin: [00:07:30] so, uh, I think Mason,
[00:07:32] Josh Janssen: [00:07:32] you came great. Is that okay? Do you know what the big perfect is Jack.
[00:07:38] Jack Post: [00:07:38] Uh, yeah, I mentioned it's just the, anything in brackets that says, um, Judy moves towards the center of the room.
[00:07:47] Josh Janssen: [00:07:47] Exactly. Yeah. Anything that's the action. The, uh, the scene headings, uh, all of that stuff is the big print and GB.
[00:07:54] Uh, we've got a bunch of characters here. None of us have read the script before. Can you please let us know [00:08:00] who's playing who today on screenplay Sunday.
[00:08:02] George Martin: [00:08:02] Yeah. So like last week there are, it's actually quite a good continuation on from last week's story. So a few people find themselves Jack post will be played by Jack post.
[00:08:15] Jack Post: [00:08:15] Wow. Wait, big celebrity playing himself. And he said it was like someone who could just live next door.
[00:08:22] Josh Janssen: [00:08:22] Yeah. I believe there was a
[00:08:27] have you manscaped cause there's a big scene. Uh, so Jess, can you pass that onto manscape please? Yeah, surely they can at least just cover the final draft cost.
[00:08:44] Jack Post: [00:08:44] Send them back, the rice that I sent you and say, just pay for us. Yeah.
[00:08:51] Josh Janssen: [00:08:51] Yeah. Cause um,
[00:08:54] George Martin: [00:08:54] yeah, Josh, you're playing Sam.
[00:08:57] Josh Janssen: [00:08:57] I'm
[00:08:58] George Martin: [00:08:58] playing Tim. [00:09:00] Jess. You're playing Jess and Sarah, the Carney and grace. You're playing Wendy. Mason, you're playing dial in big
[00:09:09] Josh Janssen: [00:09:09] print.
[00:09:11] Mr. 97: [00:09:11] Great. Okay. Delegate.
[00:09:14] Jack Post: [00:09:14] Mason's the main character and the big print. Is that?
[00:09:17] George Martin: [00:09:17] Yeah, to be honest, Dale
[00:09:19] Mr. 97: [00:09:19] look what's happened
[00:09:19] George Martin: [00:09:19] to feature.
[00:09:21] Josh Janssen: [00:09:21] He doesn't. Okay. Yeah. Okay. What do you think? Um, just quickly Jack, from a sponsor, if we were to get a sponsor, who do you think would sort of suit this? Format.
[00:09:31] Jack Post: [00:09:31] Oh yeah. Um, manuscript manufacturers
[00:09:41] George Martin: [00:09:41] script.
[00:09:42] Josh Janssen: [00:09:42] Oh yeah. Just scripts trans would be great.
[00:09:44] Jack Post: [00:09:44] Yeah. The script
[00:09:49] Josh Janssen: [00:09:49] if we have a contact at manscaped, what could we like? Is, is it too? Um, yeah. Cutting. Cutting. That's great. Cutting going balls deep in the script with [00:10:00] that man sourced,
[00:10:02] Jack Post: [00:10:02] edit your script, edit your pubes
[00:10:03] Josh Janssen: [00:10:03] with man's guide. Yeah. Um, something that you have, there's something about the Tut I'm like that. Um,
[00:10:10] Jack Post: [00:10:10] what about just paper?
[00:10:11] Who's the big paper guys in country. Reflex
[00:10:15] Josh Janssen: [00:10:15] reflux. We could
[00:10:16] Mr. 97: [00:10:16] do to get off the switch to sponsor us
[00:10:18] Josh Janssen: [00:10:18] office works would be good. Yeah. The index
[00:10:20] Jess Lucas: [00:10:20] cards. What about like Samsung or one of the like Acer, like for the screen?
[00:10:26] Josh Janssen: [00:10:26] Oh yeah. I get Jesse go to bed. We just need it. We need it small enough that they're going make
[00:10:35] 290 K we just need $290. Surely we could get the local bakery or whatever. It's like scripts that are on a roll with sausage. Oh yeah, that's good. Well, what about busy? What else do you just think? Smaller? I know you always think big what's in that what's a smaller,
[00:10:52] Mr. 97: [00:10:52] what's an easy win.
[00:10:53] Josh Janssen: [00:10:53] An easy win as Josh is
[00:10:56] Jack Post: [00:10:56] asking for donations on the street.
[00:10:58] Josh Janssen: [00:10:58] Yeah.
[00:10:59] Jess Lucas: [00:10:59] Set up a [00:11:00] PayPal account, possibly to donate to you.
[00:11:02] Josh Janssen: [00:11:02] The village cinemas would be hemorrhaging at the moment.
[00:11:06] Jess Lucas: [00:11:06] Go to Sunday service and get everyone to donate into those baskets that they drew their hand around at church.
[00:11:13] Josh Janssen: [00:11:13] Like the city new
[00:11:14] Jack Post: [00:11:14] cinema opening up at w were you guys talking about the new cinema or just in a
[00:11:18] Josh Janssen: [00:11:18] messenger, but we can,
[00:11:20] Jack Post: [00:11:20] there's a new cinema opening up in Coburg near us at Pentridge.
[00:11:23] Josh Janssen: [00:11:23] Oh, that's
[00:11:24] Mr. 97: [00:11:24] Cooley. Is it? Which, which one is it?
[00:11:26] Josh Janssen: [00:11:26] Big village.
[00:11:29] Jack Post: [00:11:29] question. Well, we might be independent. Yeah. Cool. I think it might be not, not one of the majors
[00:11:35] Josh Janssen: [00:11:35] and I know the
[00:11:36] Jack Post: [00:11:36] majors cause I used to work at Heights.
[00:11:38] Jess Lucas: [00:11:38] Really the
[00:11:40] Josh Janssen: [00:11:40] major. I mean, we've spoken in depth about, um, you know, the, the space between your ass hole and your seat points have
[00:11:48] George Martin: [00:11:48] got on this
[00:11:49] Mr. 97: [00:11:49] a lot of space on
[00:11:50] Josh Janssen: [00:11:50] bean bags
[00:11:51] Mr. 97: [00:11:51] when your asshole and say
[00:11:52] Jack Post: [00:11:52] this whole pads that you put on, you meant to put on before you sit down.
[00:11:54] But a lot of people don't know about it.
[00:11:57] Josh Janssen: [00:11:57] You meant to grab
[00:11:58] Jack Post: [00:11:58] it
[00:11:58] Josh Janssen: [00:11:58] as you walk in, really with [00:12:00] it. They go in the same business, the three day classes, don't they? Okay.
[00:12:05] Jack Post: [00:12:05] Those beanbags had gone by the way that we had at Melbourne central. They're a nightmare. You can watch a movie in pain bags, people spill their drinks on them.
[00:12:18] No coping hard times came upon my shop.
[00:12:22] Josh Janssen: [00:12:22] Yeah. I mean, I could imagine it's sort of hard to, um, get, get comfy with your neck. Uh,
[00:12:28] Mr. 97: [00:12:28] well, I mean, I will say just, just quickly on the thing, maybe for a potential sponsorship, great chairs. Great. Like a lot of, lot of arm room, a lot of leg room, like great size chairs.
[00:12:38] Jack Post: [00:12:38] So, no, I totally agree. Anchor always wants to go to the indie cinemas because they call her and, you know, they, they look cool and they have cool old posters on the wall of French movies and stuff. But the whites, the Sates at Hoyts can't be beaten.
[00:12:53] Josh Janssen: [00:12:53] Yeah.
[00:12:53] Jack Post: [00:12:53] Well she feels
[00:12:54] Josh Janssen: [00:12:54] like that's what you're getting hipster places.
[00:12:57] The first thing to go is the [00:13:00] seats. I could come sit in the seat,
[00:13:03] Mr. 97: [00:13:03] but if this skimping on the seats, what else are they skipping on? You know?
[00:13:06] Jack Post: [00:13:06] Yeah. Like sitting on milk crates now
[00:13:16] I can check if you wait, if you are interested in Heights as a sponsor for the show, I can talk to Peter, my old manager, just let me know. Oh, that'd be great.
[00:13:22] Mr. 97: [00:13:22] Great.
[00:13:24] Josh Janssen: [00:13:24] It could be something in the drive through thing as well. Coburg drive. So drive ins not drive through drive incident. Um, the broken guitar, uh, serves, uh, take it away.
[00:13:34] Anything else? JB, before we get started?
[00:13:37] Jess Lucas: [00:13:37] Wait, we haven't guest the
[00:13:38] Josh Janssen: [00:13:38] guest, the guest prep. Did I completely, Jess, what do you think the premises.
[00:13:43] Jess Lucas: [00:13:43] I think it has something to do with really sounds. I think Jack has broken his guitar and they can't make music anymore. And that trying to find a new venture maybe.
[00:13:54] Jack Post: [00:13:54] Yeah. For people who don't know, not just assuming that everybody knows who released this Hauser [00:14:00] is I was in a band with radio Mike and we had a song called broken guitar.
[00:14:05] Josh Janssen: [00:14:05] There's the, that's the least of our worries. There's being so many in jokes. You must be so disappointed.
[00:14:11] Jack Post: [00:14:11] Yeah. I mean, I think we're about to click approve on the deck that just send them and they were like, what's all this stuff about releasing.
[00:14:17] I don't understand this. No, it's just a note for us.
[00:14:21] Josh Janssen: [00:14:21] Let's go through that. This is bullshit. Also. Pets is great. You mentioned by the way, grace, what do you think the premise of a broken guitar is?
[00:14:31] Jess Lucas: [00:14:31] Um, I think. Uh, Jack has written a song. Oh, I don't know.
[00:14:37] Jack Post: [00:14:37] It's just a real light.
[00:14:38] Josh Janssen: [00:14:38] It's a reality show
[00:14:41] Jack Post: [00:14:41] that was in fact
[00:14:41] Jess Lucas: [00:14:41] written this song about a broken guitar.
[00:14:44] After he just said that he wrote a song about it breaking guitar. I'm
[00:14:47] Josh Janssen: [00:14:47] not with it
[00:14:48] Jack Post: [00:14:48] today.
[00:14:51] Jess Lucas: [00:14:51] 2.0 version of a broken guitar.
[00:14:54] Josh Janssen: [00:14:54] Great. Thank you. Grace saves.
[00:14:57] Mr. 97: [00:14:57] I reckon Jack is the broken guitar and we're [00:15:00] going to witness a meltdown firsthand.
[00:15:03] Josh Janssen: [00:15:03] Okay. Jack, can you say what you think it is? Cause I've think I've got a good idea.
[00:15:07] Jack Post: [00:15:07] I, I did think it might be something to do with release of sounds, because I know Georgie was talking about it on hump day, just recently.
[00:15:15] And even he mentioned a bro broken guitar was his favorite release. The sound song. Okay.
[00:15:20] Josh Janssen: [00:15:20] Well,
[00:15:21] George Martin: [00:15:21] lots of cross promotion of podcast network here.
[00:15:24] Josh Janssen: [00:15:24] Cross pollination.
[00:15:26] Jack Post: [00:15:26] Yeah. I was just thinking on my ass, Jackie road, studios, Mason. Sorry. I'm trying to do a plug for my
[00:15:31] Mr. 97: [00:15:31] book. No, no, no. You're right. You're right.
[00:15:33] I'll do one after
[00:15:36] Jack Post: [00:15:36] Jackie red studios. Sorry, Jess. I was just trying to do that.
[00:15:39] Josh Janssen: [00:15:39] I was just trying to think. Gotcha. Then we'll get a claim you can go on. Okay.
[00:15:45] Jack Post: [00:15:45] Three, two, one. And I, as I was saying, my podcast, Jackie road studios, where I interview a guest each episode and then write a song. It's based on something in that interview.
[00:15:56] Usually I will use a guitar to do that. So maybe it's something about Jackie road [00:16:00] studio.
[00:16:00] Josh Janssen: [00:16:00] And is it true that if people leave a five star review, uh, your sending out, uh, Jackie road, studios, asshole pants, is that
[00:16:10] Jack Post: [00:16:10] like I missed the episode where you talked about asshole pets. I don't
[00:16:13] Josh Janssen: [00:16:13] remember that would have asshole pads.
[00:16:15] So I, I just pointed out the fact that. That, um, we sit very close to our chairs. There's not much between the, your asshole and your chair when we wash our clothes and our undies through layers of clothing all the time, but we never wash our chairs.
[00:16:33] Jack Post: [00:16:33] There was, well, it actually is some sort of pad at Hoyts, but I think it's a booster seat for people who want to sit a little bit higher in the seat.
[00:16:41] Mr. 97: [00:16:41] Do you know what the cleaning sort of protocols on those? Cause I mean, that is between your asshole and the chair.
[00:16:48] Jack Post: [00:16:48] Donate, the only cleaning you learned to do at Hoyt is sweep, sweep, popcorn
[00:16:54] Josh Janssen: [00:16:54] on carpet. It would make my teeth go funny. What
[00:16:58] Mr. 97: [00:16:58] I will say, it's just
[00:17:00] [00:16:59] Jack Post: [00:16:59] wait, sweeping popcorn on carpet would make your teeth go funny.
[00:17:04] Josh Janssen: [00:17:04] It's like you can't see, you've got the bristles and then you've got the carpet. That's not a good combo. You meant to use sweeping for hard, hard floors, not carpet. You're thinking of the vacuum.
[00:17:19] Jack Post: [00:17:19] I worked there for two years. I'm not thinking of a vacuum. We used
[00:17:22] Josh Janssen: [00:17:22] brooms. And will you tape fine? I don't know,
[00:17:26] Jack Post: [00:17:26] we weren't eating it.
[00:17:28] Josh Janssen: [00:17:28] remember when you like a kid and you sit down on the carpet at school and it's like in the portables and they have like shitty carpet and you you're within your fingernails, it goes in between your fingernails and then your teeth go funny.
[00:17:43] Jack Post: [00:17:43] Not, I actually have no idea. I can't. Is it like a finger nails down the Blackboard?
[00:17:48] Yeah. Yup. Yup. Sure. Two months. I've never had that.
[00:17:52] Josh Janssen: [00:17:52] Okay.
[00:17:53] Mr. 97: [00:17:53] Well, just the quick, just quickly on the, um, on the sending free shit. If you do at lever review one trick, Tony, [00:18:00] you may get a fun size Mazda. If you listen to the podcast and give us a five star review,
[00:18:05] Josh Janssen: [00:18:05] we might read it out. If you write on the
[00:18:08] Mr. 97: [00:18:08] latest episode, it was, there was polling in the air and it was messing with Tony, but I really
[00:18:13] Josh Janssen: [00:18:13] do.
[00:18:13] You've already. So. Was that all the crosspollination, that's all the crosspollination. Can
[00:18:20] Jack Post: [00:18:20] I, Jackie read? She is, we're doing one better than a month. You right. If you rate and review on Jackie road studios, you go in the draw to win a Yamaha
[00:18:32] Josh Janssen: [00:18:32] Oh, wow.
[00:18:35] Jack Post: [00:18:35] That is not second. I've played it a few times, but came to me new and I'll be sending it out as new.
[00:18:42] Josh Janssen: [00:18:42] How's the difference. Are you sending it out as new or different? That's right. That's
[00:18:46] Jess Lucas: [00:18:46] enough baked in ads
[00:18:47] Jack Post: [00:18:47] for now. We can move in.
[00:18:51] Josh Janssen: [00:18:51] Yeah, Yamaha. I mean, we just don't need Contra. Like I don't need a guitar. Unless they want to send me one. Um, so what I think, I think [00:19:00] actually how much Josh,
[00:19:00] George Martin: [00:19:00] you might have a good idea at this.
[00:19:01] How much would it cost to send an electric guitar overseas directly?
[00:19:05] Josh Janssen: [00:19:05] Well,
[00:19:06] Mr. 97: [00:19:06] I will say sending a Mars bar over to the UK cost $28.
[00:19:11] Josh Janssen: [00:19:11] Did it really all
[00:19:12] Jack Post: [00:19:12] started guitar. It's going to be, I'm going to read the raffle. I'm definitely.
[00:19:19] Josh Janssen: [00:19:19] What do you live in?
[00:19:21] Jack Post: [00:19:21] You live in or around the Coburg area? You've got a high chance of winning the
[00:19:25] Josh Janssen: [00:19:25] yellow.
[00:19:27] If you came out of the room. Um, the, no, I think that you'll probably pay the same price that you the guitar's worth. So my guess is that the guitar I'm not across guitar. Pricing, but I would say that a guitar like the, the Yamaha, uh, would go for around the $860 Mark,
[00:19:48] Jack Post: [00:19:48] $1,500 RRP.
[00:19:50] Josh Janssen: [00:19:50] Wow. Uh, I, I think that you get the postage.
[00:19:55] Yeah. Yeah. I think there'll be 860 in, um,
[00:19:58] Jack Post: [00:19:58] well, it's not going to the [00:20:00] UK.
[00:20:00] Mr. 97: [00:20:00] Nice. You get some assurance?
[00:20:02] Josh Janssen: [00:20:02] Yeah. Might disagree. Yeah. The script. So what I think it is. Thanks for asking he's. Um, I think that the broken guitar, I think we look at the guitar and the jokes about the guitar. It's always about the guitar, having a bit of an issue with speed and that it's slow.
[00:20:22] And, uh, so my guess is JB that the broken other podcasts that were talking about this broken guitar is actually. A speeds up. It's going too fast for Jack. That's what I think happens. Yeah.
[00:20:37] Jack Post: [00:20:37] He's a reference to another podcast. The Hamish and Andy podcast, there is a running joke that the Yamaha guitar is a slow guitar.
[00:20:43] Josh Janssen: [00:20:43] Just transitioned across to yours as well. Due to your podcast.
[00:20:47] Jack Post: [00:20:47] No, well, I'm in my podcast. It's the fastest world's fastest guitar.
[00:20:50] Josh Janssen: [00:20:50] Okay.
[00:20:51] Jack Post: [00:20:51] Sure. Yamaha. . Okay. How have we done enough? If all podcasts been mentioned, we feel like we can kick it on. Actually now
[00:21:06] [00:21:00] Josh Janssen: [00:21:06] have to wait and
[00:21:06] Jess Lucas: [00:21:06] see,
[00:21:07] Jack Post: [00:21:07] Chris, just, what have you been listening to though? What podcasts you've been listening to?
[00:21:13] Jess Lucas: [00:21:13] Um, Well, I feel today, I was actually listening to the highlight and Jackie Rob
[00:21:19] Jack Post: [00:21:19] GTI, Bianca loves the high, low,
[00:21:21] Josh Janssen: [00:21:21] high, low all the time. Yeah.
[00:21:23] Jess Lucas: [00:21:23] Yeah. And Pandora, Sykes, and I have also been listing here, Jackie Roach studios. And when that guitar, the lightest one,
[00:21:35] Josh Janssen: [00:21:35] that's always good. The lightest ones are always
[00:21:37] Mr. 97: [00:21:37] the last ones to dry.
[00:21:40] Jack Post: [00:21:40] Oh, I sorry. Georgie boy. Crack on.
[00:21:43] George Martin: [00:21:43] That's all right. All right. Let's speak for Mason. You'll be current. Yep. Yep.
[00:21:47] Jack Post: [00:21:47] Okay. A
[00:21:50] Mr. 97: [00:21:50] broken guitar written by George Martin
[00:21:53] Jack Post: [00:21:53] just quickly.
[00:21:54] Josh Janssen: [00:21:54] Got it on there. Or is he just checking messages?
[00:22:00] [00:21:59] Jack Post: [00:21:59] big grain right off the screen. I'm just reading off my phone.
[00:22:02] Josh Janssen: [00:22:02] I've never heard that before in my life. They grain read on the screen and you want
[00:22:06] Jack Post: [00:22:06] to reflex to sponsor
[00:22:08] Josh Janssen: [00:22:08] us. That's not gonna work.
[00:22:15] Mr. 97: [00:22:15] Right. We need an Apple. Yeah. Alright. A broken guitar. Written by George Martin PO box 400 bucks, Vic three or six seven. Phone number (039) 981-0408, firstname.lastname@example.org. If you want to get in touch
[00:22:34] Josh Janssen: [00:22:34] just
[00:22:34] George Martin: [00:22:34] quickly. Can I jump in here? Do we need to be giving Jack a bit of a recap of what happened
[00:22:38] Jack Post: [00:22:38] last week?
[00:22:42] I'm very savvy
[00:22:43] George Martin: [00:22:43] cat video. Alright cool. No, no, no, no.
[00:22:46] Mr. 97: [00:22:46] Oh,
[00:22:46] Josh Janssen: [00:22:46] there you go. The, the one thing I will say is, does everyone remember what. Part they're playing. Yep. Okay, cool. Alright. And go ahead.
[00:22:55] George Martin: [00:22:55] There you go. No further distractions.
[00:22:57] Mr. 97: [00:22:57] Okay, exterior [00:23:00] Bendigo each to fit daytime down, Wendy have just watched a live recording of too much cellie.
[00:23:06] They hop off their seats. Dale stretches his likes.
[00:23:10] Jack Post: [00:23:10] That should be great bit of background on what too much.
[00:23:17] Josh Janssen: [00:23:17] Jesse go a podcast with tele Smyth and just go to your favorite podcast and subscribe. Right.
[00:23:27] Mr. 97: [00:23:27] That was great.
[00:23:28] Josh Janssen: [00:23:28] I'm just going to hop off, pop off
[00:23:31] Mr. 97: [00:23:31] to go to the hot dog stand.
[00:23:33] Jack Post: [00:23:33] But
[00:23:33] Jess Lucas: [00:23:33] honey, I packed us some sandwiches.
[00:23:36] Josh Janssen: [00:23:36] Yeah.
[00:23:37] Mr. 97: [00:23:37] I just need something a little bit more substantial. I'll be right back.
[00:23:42] Jess Lucas: [00:23:42] All right. I'll just wait here.
[00:23:43] I wouldn't mind to hear Anne for a bit to save the gals, come out for a mate and grade
[00:23:48] Mr. 97: [00:23:48] Jack post walks around the side of the stage with his guitar and past Wendy.
[00:23:54] Jess Lucas: [00:23:54] Um, Excuse me, Jack.
[00:23:58] Jack Post: [00:23:58] Hey, how are you going?
[00:24:00] [00:24:00] Jess Lucas: [00:24:00] I'm good. I'm Wendy.
[00:24:03] Jack Post: [00:24:03] Nice to meet you, Wendy.
[00:24:05] Jess Lucas: [00:24:05] I'm so sorry to do this, but do you mind if we could get a photo?
[00:24:09] Jack Post: [00:24:09] Oh, of course not. Go ahead.
[00:24:12] Jess Lucas: [00:24:12] Thanks so much. I'm a big fan of the podcast.
[00:24:16] Mr. 97: [00:24:16] Jack puts his guitar on the grass and Wendy fumbly gets her phone out of the bag. She drops it. And it cracks. Jack's guitar. The string also snaps.
[00:24:28] Jess Lucas: [00:24:28] Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh shit. I'm so sorry.
[00:24:31] Jack Post: [00:24:31] Damn. That's okay.
[00:24:34] Jess Lucas: [00:24:34] I'm so sorry. I'll I'll um, I'll bio I'll fix.
[00:24:37] How can I fix this? What can I do?
[00:24:39] Jack Post: [00:24:39] Look, don't worry about it. It's not too bad. I mean, I am performing in half an hour and my set is largely music base. So it is annoying, but not the end of the world.
[00:24:51] Jess Lucas: [00:24:51] I'll I'll find you another guitar,
[00:24:54] Mr. 97: [00:24:54] Sam. The stage announcer is back on stage.
[00:24:57] Josh Janssen: [00:24:57] Okay. Ladies and [00:25:00] gents, we'll be taking a quick break.
[00:25:02] Make sure you grab yourself a raffle ticket because at the end of the day, one of you lucky pieces of shit will win a weekend away in beautiful Melbourne. Look,
[00:25:14] Jack Post: [00:25:14] I better go. I'm up next. Please find me a guitar.
[00:25:19] Mr. 97: [00:25:19] Exterior backstage day, Tim is talking to Jess
[00:25:25] George Martin: [00:25:25] here, you drink cards. Don't use them all at once.
[00:25:30] Mr. 97: [00:25:30] Just snatches them off him and mumbles to herself.
[00:25:33] Josh Janssen: [00:25:33] Prick
[00:25:37] Jess Lucas: [00:25:37] Jack
[00:25:37] Mr. 97: [00:25:37] enters the backstage area.
[00:25:40] George Martin: [00:25:40] Jack welcome out. You've got about 20 minutes. Here are your drink cards get settled in relaxed, you know, do your thing. It's so good to have you here.
[00:25:49] Jack Post: [00:25:49] Just
[00:25:49] Mr. 97: [00:25:49] looks at Tali.
[00:25:51] Jess Lucas: [00:25:51] Wow. What a nice guy. Glad to see everyone. Who's getting the same treatment.
[00:25:56] Jack Post: [00:25:56] Oh, thanks mate. Slight issue.
[00:25:58] My guitar just broke.
[00:26:01] [00:26:00] Mr. 97: [00:26:01] Just giggles to herself.
[00:26:03] Josh Janssen: [00:26:03] That's
[00:26:03] Jess Lucas: [00:26:03] good.
[00:26:05] George Martin: [00:26:05] Okay. Uh
[00:26:06] Josh Janssen: [00:26:06] that's okay.
[00:26:07] George Martin: [00:26:07] We'll we'll get you another one. No problem, Sam.
[00:26:10] Josh Janssen: [00:26:10] Yeah, my
[00:26:11] George Martin: [00:26:11] spare guitar.
[00:26:12] Josh Janssen: [00:26:12] Um, no, why
[00:26:16] George Martin: [00:26:16] now? Don't cause a scene projected guitar is broken.
[00:26:19] Josh Janssen: [00:26:19] What? Shut up some
[00:26:24] Jack Post: [00:26:24] backstage crew,
[00:26:25] Mr. 97: [00:26:25] turn their head to see what all the commotion is about.
[00:26:30] George Martin: [00:26:30] Get me an acoustic guitar in the next 10 minutes.
[00:26:33] Josh Janssen: [00:26:33] Go, come with me, Jack,
[00:26:37] Mr. 97: [00:26:37] Sam, and Jack, head off through the festival.
[00:26:41] Jack Post: [00:26:41] How's it all going so far anyway?
[00:26:44] Josh Janssen: [00:26:44] Yeah, really good. I'm a bit over it though. Why I'm a performer? I'm not a stage manager, warmup guy, whatever you want to call it. I'm a performer. I'm an entertainer.
[00:26:57] Jack Post: [00:26:57] Well, I can tell you've got a real knack for the [00:27:00] stage.
[00:27:00] Josh Janssen: [00:27:00] I've been working here for years every year. I try to convince Tim to let me do a set. And every year he says, no, you're the warmup guy. Stay in your lane. Oh,
[00:27:11] Jack Post: [00:27:11] that sucks, man. Hey, can you sing?
[00:27:15] Josh Janssen: [00:27:15] Yeah. I love to sing.
[00:27:18] Jack Post: [00:27:18] One of my songs is a Joette usually I just perform both parts, but maybe for today, if we can find me a guitar, you could help me with that song.
[00:27:27] Josh Janssen: [00:27:27] Are you serious? Of course, I'd
[00:27:29] Jack Post: [00:27:29] love to. I have someone else on stage being a solo act kind of gets lonely.
[00:27:35] Mr. 97: [00:27:35] Dale is nearby hot dog in one hand and rubber ball in the other. He's playing a game where you toss the balls into the bucket to win a prize. He nails it. Thank you, Sarah, the Carney and interested and looking down at her phone.
[00:27:52] Congratulate style.
[00:27:54] Jess Lucas: [00:27:54] Congrats. What do you want? The ukulele or the baseball glove?
[00:27:58] Mr. 97: [00:27:58] Uke baby [00:28:00] you Sarah hands. Dale, the ukulele, honey. Check it
[00:28:06] Josh Janssen: [00:28:06] out, baby.
[00:28:08] Jess Lucas: [00:28:08] I need that.
[00:28:10] Mr. 97: [00:28:10] What do you mean,
[00:28:12] Jess Lucas: [00:28:12] please? Just, can you give it to me,
[00:28:15] Mr. 97: [00:28:15] Wendy grabs the uke and runs it over to Jack and Sam
[00:28:19] Jess Lucas: [00:28:19] Jack here.
[00:28:21] Josh Janssen: [00:28:21] Oh,
[00:28:21] Jack Post: [00:28:21] thanks Wendy. This is a ukulele though.
[00:28:25] Mr. 97: [00:28:25] Sam looks at Jack with the cheeky grin.
[00:28:29] Josh Janssen: [00:28:29] We are in Bendigo though.
[00:28:34] Jack Post: [00:28:34] Sam. Great point. Let's do this.
[00:28:44] George Martin: [00:28:44] Yeah. If you guys want it. Yeah.
[00:28:47] Jack Post: [00:28:47] I mean, when I say I didn't get, I didn't get the last joke
[00:28:52] Mr. 97: [00:28:52] not to get an either
[00:28:55] Josh Janssen: [00:28:55] Bendigo, I think is that what's going on today? Yeah, I didn't do in my last [00:29:00] script. I don't think, I think it was particularly for
[00:29:03] George Martin: [00:29:03] ukulele passes for a guitar in Bendigo.
[00:29:05] Jack Post: [00:29:05] Oh, right. I thought they might've been like the ukulele capital of Australia and I didn't know.
[00:29:11] Josh Janssen: [00:29:11] Yeah. That would have been very lighted.
[00:29:13] George Martin: [00:29:13] A bit Outback.
[00:29:14] Josh Janssen: [00:29:14] What do you think, Jack? What do you think of screenplay Sunday? Just lets you having
[00:29:18] Jack Post: [00:29:18] fun is Outback though. I think of a banjo. It was like an Outback instrument, like Hawaiian beach.
[00:29:26] Josh Janssen: [00:29:26] Yeah. I didn't think he'd start. Like, I think you're probably likely to see it a, a sort of a in Coburg.
[00:29:33] I could imagine you having a ukulele Jack,
[00:29:37] Jack Post: [00:29:37] but I would, I'm happy to suspend the disbelief for the Jack post in the script, but in real life, Jack post can't play a ukulele.
[00:29:45] Josh Janssen: [00:29:45] Surely. If you'd had
[00:29:46] Jack Post: [00:29:46] the CGI that
[00:29:47] Josh Janssen: [00:29:47] if you play guitar, you can play you. Shorelan
[00:29:51] Jack Post: [00:29:51] different tuning.
[00:29:52] Josh Janssen: [00:29:52] Really?
[00:29:53] Jack Post: [00:29:53] Yeah. Different peaks are
[00:29:55] Josh Janssen: [00:29:55] on it.
[00:29:56] So what do you think there's no real
[00:29:57] George Martin: [00:29:57] joke
[00:29:58] Jack Post: [00:29:58] there. I just thought
[00:30:00] [00:30:00] Josh Janssen: [00:30:00] Jack now it's just an empty bottle. I'm sure.
[00:30:03] Jack Post: [00:30:03] Yeah, it's just a bottle.
[00:30:04] Josh Janssen: [00:30:04] Yeah. Great. Uh, yeah. Jack, what did you think of screenplay Sunday
[00:30:08] Jack Post: [00:30:08] really liked it loved am I the first person to be written in as himself
[00:30:12] Josh Janssen: [00:30:12] Tali did last week. So that was, that was the second.
[00:30:15] So there
[00:30:16] Jack Post: [00:30:16] was so Tali was referenced in the script, but didn't have any dialogue.
[00:30:20] Josh Janssen: [00:30:20] Yeah. Yeah. And so that was GBS point around bringing it up. And I guess from sort of what you're saying now, we
[00:30:26] Jack Post: [00:30:26] fucked up.
[00:30:27] Josh Janssen: [00:30:27] No, no,
[00:30:28] Jack Post: [00:30:28] I'm not at all. I could picture it in this, in the same, but, um, I didn't. Yeah. I didn't think actually that, uh, she played herself, but yeah, they decided I stuffed up
[00:30:39] Josh Janssen: [00:30:39] I've had huge issues with the rating, but can we just appreciate how well I perform today?
[00:30:46] Given the circumstances? I think that was by far the best performance I've ever given
[00:30:52] Jack Post: [00:30:52] as the, as the rider. Do you listen to, everybody's like inflections on the words and how they read it and [00:31:00] you go, that's not really how I pictured it in my head. Cause Josh, a couple of times while he was reading the words correctly, I thought his inflections weren't really,
[00:31:08] Josh Janssen: [00:31:08] Oh, I thought the flex was spot on.
[00:31:10] I thought it was like, Oh my God, they're going to think I'm not reading. They're going to think I'm just improving at this point.
[00:31:17] George Martin: [00:31:17] And I think I could have written it. To be honest. I thought Jess had more lines than she did. So sorry about that, Jen.
[00:31:23] Jess Lucas: [00:31:23] Thank you.
[00:31:27] George Martin: [00:31:27] they were perfectly performed. Thank
[00:31:30] Jess Lucas: [00:31:30] you, Jamie. The mom was just prick.
[00:31:35] Josh Janssen: [00:31:35] Very good.
[00:31:37] Mr. 97: [00:31:37] Is it common to call a ukulele? A uke?
[00:31:39] Josh Janssen: [00:31:39] Yep.
[00:31:40] Mr. 97: [00:31:40] Yup. Okay. Just have to confirm, never heard that before.
[00:31:43] Josh Janssen: [00:31:43] Okay.
[00:31:44] Jack Post: [00:31:44] You should go to more festivals, right?
[00:31:50] Josh Janssen: [00:31:50] Yeah.
[00:31:50] George Martin: [00:31:50] So, I mean, look, it's the same, the feedback that I got from, from, uh, people,
[00:31:57] Josh Janssen: [00:31:57] what you've used it, be bank [00:32:00] sending this,
[00:32:00] George Martin: [00:32:00] not this, not this script just from, from previous episodes is that maybe it's it's feedback from myself to myself. Is that the scenes too confusing? It's hard to follow. So
[00:32:12] Jack Post: [00:32:12] it's a little bit confused, but I didn't know.
[00:32:14] We were at a festival at the start, so
[00:32:17] George Martin: [00:32:17] I made the
[00:32:18] Josh Janssen: [00:32:18] first Easter fair. What would you want Jack?
[00:32:26] Jack Post: [00:32:26] I did miss that. Sorry. So my feedback is, it was great.
[00:32:33] Jess Lucas: [00:32:33] Thank you.
[00:32:34] Josh Janssen: [00:32:34] I think that was fun. All right. Well, let's screenplay Sunday. It's all about having fun and, uh, I've had fun. Uh, thank you, uh, for, for Jack, for joining and thank you for our regular crew.
[00:32:46] Jess, grace serves and GB. I know. Um, uh, I, is it
[00:32:51] Jack Post: [00:32:51] just me or is there a lower energy in your guy like Josh and George? I would say particularly today, or is it, is it just me?
[00:32:59] Josh Janssen: [00:32:59] I'm just [00:33:00] vibing. I thought I had the high energy. Yeah. I just feel like I'm trying to match George. Cause if I go too high, it would really sort of point out any, any,
[00:33:08] Jack Post: [00:33:08] well, it's going plates on those all about having fun.
[00:33:11] I have fun.
[00:33:15] Josh Janssen: [00:33:15] I feel like I feel good. Me for some reason. My hand smells like coins. I don't know why I haven't touched any coins and didn't wash my hands. Yeah, I think it's like touching the microphone.
[00:33:26] Mr. 97: [00:33:26] Oh, that'll do
[00:33:27] Jack Post: [00:33:27] it.
[00:33:28] Josh Janssen: [00:33:28] Capitate. That's a real thing. Uh, I was gonna say high fidelity talks. I think she was good. I can bring up the energy to finish up, bring it up because
[00:33:38] Jack Post: [00:33:38] I reckon, I reckon you should demand more from your performance.
[00:33:41] I reckon the energy can increase Josh. Oh yeah.
[00:33:45] George Martin: [00:33:45] Yeah. Like as soon as we said, fade to black that's and the energy really drops and as the writer. It's not great to have people finish your script and then go,
[00:33:55] Josh Janssen: [00:33:55] alright. Well, or is it good?
[00:33:57] Mr. 97: [00:33:57] That's it? Or is it they've given their role
[00:33:59] Josh Janssen: [00:33:59] in the [00:34:00] program?
[00:34:00] Jack Post: [00:34:00] We left everything out on the park.
[00:34:01] On the table.
[00:34:02] Mr. 97: [00:34:02] Yeah, that's true.
[00:34:03] Josh Janssen: [00:34:03] Can we, can we just appreciate like the peak coffee? Oh yeah. Everything out on the table. Thanks to Ikea. That's a good one. Do you know that they're doing, um, secondhand stuff. Now
[00:34:19] Mr. 97: [00:34:19] I did see that you can send it back.
[00:34:21] Josh Janssen: [00:34:21] Yeah, really
[00:34:22] Mr. 97: [00:34:22] great. There you go. ikea.com
[00:34:25] Josh Janssen: [00:34:25] forward slash
[00:34:27] Mr. 97: [00:34:27] I don't know the URL, but you can sell your stuff back to them.
[00:34:30] Josh Janssen: [00:34:30] Well, that's good. Um, I just want to, I just know, I just wanted to, I just wanted to mention in the, in the line. There's the bit where it says, um, uh, one of you, lucky pieces of shit will win a weekend away in beautiful moment. I said that without. Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I didn't like it. Cause I was stumbling in my mind.
[00:34:54] I'm thinking, is this really what it is? This really what J B has written, but, uh, [00:35:00] I'm just talking about my performance again. We don't have to worry, but I'm going to go high energy to finish. Uh, guys that is. That was so fun. I think the, the energy was great, Jackie. Uh, I really enjoyed what you're bringing to the table, GB.
[00:35:15] Fantastic cohost. And, um, I just love that the noise floor on your microphone is just tip top, uh, rice. Fantastic. No, there isn't, but it was before. So I'm glad that we I'm glad that we fixed it. Um, everyone please eat the sandwiches because otherwise they will be chucked out. There's some beautiful, uh, uh, tuna salad ones.
[00:35:38] And I would definitely, uh, if you were into something a bit heavier, there is a panini with, um, some olives and some, some salami, which I know will made fresh today. So make sure you go get this one. Otherwise,
[00:35:51] Mr. 97: [00:35:51] is it, is it, um, is it too much for us to be. Brought to you by subway.
[00:35:56] Josh Janssen: [00:35:56] I like subway actually. Yeah.
[00:35:58] Italian, herb, and [00:36:00] cheese. Make sure you grab one on the way out the cookies. If you don't eat them. My bloody world, because they're delicious. Thank you everyone. Uh, keep writing, stay safe and we'll see you next week. Potentially like every week potentially.
[00:36:17] Jack Post: [00:36:17] That's all that is.
[00:36:18] Josh Janssen: [00:36:18] No, no, no, no. We'll be back.
[00:36:21] Thank you, Jack. Do you want to just say thanks.
[00:36:26] Jack Post: [00:36:26] Thanks guys. Bye bye.